Things I've Just Realized

June 5, 2010
I’ve just realized there’s a hole in my pillowcase.
Darn, I love that pillowcase.
I’ve just realized I forgot to wear the rest of my bracelets today.
The one feels really alone and rejected.
I’ve just realized I personify objects a lot.
I’ve just realized that my headphones aren’t plugged into my iPod.
I’d been wondering why I wasn’t hearing anything.
I’ve just realized that my hair is shorter on one side.
I must’ve parted it wrong today.
I’ve just realized I went barefoot in a dorm bathroom.
That’s disgusting.
What has been on that floor?
I’ve just realized the roof outside the window is relatively flat.
I’d really like to sit on it.
But it’s against the rules.
Plus I’d probably fall and die.
I’ve just realized this bed is higher off the ground than I anticipated.
I totally didn’t just fall.
Okay, I did.
I’ve just realized a vein in my wrist is popping out.
It’s really fun to poke.
I’ve just realized I have a huge hangnail on my thumb.
It hurts.
I’ve just realized there’s a bug bite on my thigh.
X marks the spot, itch goes away.
Did you know that’s not actually true?
I’ve just realized that people spell Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s name differently.
Dostoyevsky or Dostoevsky?
I like it with the Y.
I’ve just realized I’m lonely in this empty room.
I’ve just realized that I’m done realizing.
I’m tired.
I’ve just realized I need to finish reading Frankenstein.
Heavens to Betsy, I forgot about that.
I’ve just realized I should stop saying that.
It makes me sound about eighty years old.
I’ve just realized
That I’d realized
That I was done realizing.
I realize this.

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Jesusfollower said...
Aug. 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm
LOL Way to be creative instead of bored. :D
minddancer said...
Jul. 16, 2010 at 9:00 am
haha!this is funny!i love the "i just realized that im donte realizing"part!
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