El Presidente

May 14, 2010
By Th3Blak3Austin BRONZE, Smyrna, Tennessee
Th3Blak3Austin BRONZE, Smyrna, Tennessee
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If I were in charge of America
I'd Sell Florida to a country that can't afford it, then repossess it when they can't make their payments
Buy Mexico, flip it and sell it to Peru
Buy back Mexico for half of what its worth
If I were in charge of America
There'd be a national Dr. Pepper Day
World Peace
No Poverty
If I were in charge of America
You wouldn't ever have to go to school
You wouldn't have to eat your veggies at dinner
You wouldn't have to worry about Russia nuking us, because I nuked them first
Or the reincarnation of Hitler
If I were in charge of America.

The author's comments:
This is based on a Ron White joke

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