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May 6, 2010
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Sticks and switches, blades and knives.
Bubbling oil, burnt alive.
Diced and quartered, pulled and ripped.
Jumped off mountains, pushed and slipped.
Such lovely ways our ancestors went,
But just think, how inefficient!
Such blood and gore, such resources wasted.
Protect the environment: get cremated!
There can be no death certificate before said procedure,
But you think they can wait for you to die at your leisure?
So watch your back, a letter may be sent
To your mailbox asking, “What will YOU do for the environment?”

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