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Fried Egg Blue
Screaming while you cook.
You tried throwing boiling water down the sink,
But it was harder than you'd think --
And that's too bad.
You don't know how to cook.
Pissed that you're left with spilt milk,
And yet you have no guilt for your
Abusive Behavior.
Towards the kitchenware.
The pot and pan have feelings too.
I named them Mildred and Ted.
And created another world,
Where they sit around
While they sizzle fried eggs.
(Sunny- Side Up)
But it was harder than you thought
Verbal abuse towards the pans and pots.
Well you are pretty thick yourself now dear
So you don't know how to cook
Food particles stick to the stove top... and create mold.
Classes and books
Aren't going to solve your problem so Look--
[Solo.. oh yeah I'm rocking lalal alal]
Sunny side up eggs
Sizzling on Ted and Mildred
Sunny side up eggs with butter and salt.
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Although this random song is suppose to be comical and, silly.
And I really do adore my father-- and his crappy cooking :]