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Chickens?
March 3, 2010
Chickens?
If chickens were taller than trees,
I’d hide like a mouse in my home.
They’d be the predator and I the prey.
They’d run around the world,
Pecking at people like they were worms.
Godzilla wouldn’t be a terror
In peoples fantasies,
Giant chickens would change that for sure.
It’s scary to even think about these things,
You see, I hate chickens and I know
they hate me,
Thank goodness chickens aren’t taller
than three feet!
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