Ode To My Parakeet

February 18, 2010
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A happy looking green bird
With a delightful high pitched tweet
Masks the cruel being that is my parakeet
Who has a taste for human flesh and likes to draw blood
My blood
If only I had a friendlier bird
But I know his secret
My bird likes water
So I bought a bird bath tub
With a mirror in the bottom
And now my bird doesn’t draw blood any more

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