What If

January 30, 2010
The police swore to protect the gambler's law

A square on the calendar was designated
Every Dog's Day

Irony and Karma were names
for the same
fair and arbitrary God

And we all lived life
Right out of a Jakov Smirnoff joke
The punching bags grew fists
Your cigarette butts came back to burn you
Porn stars all had X-Ray vision
Your beat up mailbox went postal
A frog disected you
And a mink looked damn good in your skin?

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perceptive_soul said...
Apr. 12, 2010 at 7:08 am

This is AWESOME. hmm, i think i over use that word...

anyway, i love it. this sends out a pretty intense message too, at the end with the mink?

very good.

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