"Five"

I’m five!

Five is the most dreadful age;
The monsters think I am a lion so they lock me in a cage.
It does not seem fair,
They will not even let me play truth or dare.

They think that I can’t do anything,
But I just learned cutting.
They say I am just too little,
But I think I am in the middle.

Five is the worst age for me,
So I cry wee, wee, wee.