Michael Jackson's Epitaph

January 18, 2010
By Anonymous

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop. Until some pills just made him drop. Now I have to listen to Kanye West. Who makes me get a horrid pain in the chest. Sure MJ did some pretty weird things. I bet when he was accused of molestation, he wished he had wings. But all in all he was a talented guy. He might have lived longer if he didn't use skin dye. Needless to say, he was a pretty polite man. Unlike Adam Lambert, his dance moves never got an FCC ban. To add on to that, nobody ever saw him pick his nose. Granted he would have needed a tongue depressor to do so.

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