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The king of the world
January 15, 2010
I’m the Man
As the smartest human being on earth
And the author of six novels,
It only makes sense that I’m the most good looking too.
My physique- perfect.
My biceps-massive.
As the Nobel Peace Prize winner
And the only man who can do any math problem in his head
It only makes sense that I’m the richest too.
The lottery- I won it. Six times.
Planet earth- I own it.
If I were to die..
Who knows?
Who cares.
I’m indestructible too!
© Alexandra K., Chicago, IL
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