I wish I were not so not so brilliant
Being the smartest is hard
All the A’s on my papers after it takes me no time to do them,
People who pay me to do their homework,
Or even help them study and write book reports.
No time for girls
No time for parties
No time for me for sports.
At least 3 times a week,
I rent out the Arlington Heights Library
To read all of the books they have.
My brilliant bizarre brain
Wants to know everything there is to know.
When something comes to my mind
A brilliant idea
My thoughts light up the world like
The middle of the summer in the
Arizona desert.
If I stopped thinking
With my brilliant bizarre brain
People would panic
Women would whine
And all ideas
Past and present
Would fade away to darkness.