Bananas | Teen Ink


January 2, 2010
By monstrosity BRONZE, Hood River, Oregon
monstrosity BRONZE, Hood River, Oregon
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Yellow. Why are bananas yellow? Yet oranges are orange and apples are apple, so why on earth are bananas yellow? They must be awfully lonely in their world of brightness and cheer. Rest assured they would rather be like avocados; dark, evil, with one big center and meaning. But, alas, bananas are not avocados; bananas are yellow.

The author's comments:
I wrote this in Publications (we write the school newspaper). I like to fool around and write weird stories, and this was one of them.

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