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The iPod
The iPod is holy to everyone
Useless knockoff mp3 players
Will never do the trick.
They don’t have the means
No iHome
No iStore
No iTunes
Or iTV
They can’t shake ‘n’ shuffle
Or make a playlist without ever touching a computer.
It’s even possible to see why the others just can’t compete
‘Cause there’s an app for that
Anybody who’s anybody has an Ipod,
The Zeus of the mp3
Looking down on all the others
While it laughs
At their fruitless efforts to be,
An Ipod
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