A Conversation of Sorts

December 10, 2009
By , Lake Oswego, OR
Me: Hey.
You: Hi.
Me: I...I really like you.
You: Well, that pretty much sucks.
Me: Umm...Why is that?
You: Because I like her.
(YOU point over to HER)
Her (to me): Hey, BFF!
Me: Hi. He (Pointing to YOU) likes you.
Her: Oh. But don't you like him?
Me: Actually, yeah I-
You: So, Her, wanna go out?
Her: Yeah, totally!
Me: Oh. Have fun, I guess.
(YOU and HER walk away.)
Me: That's cool, you guys. Go on, walk away. Leave me to talk to myself. *Sigh*

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