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November 30, 2009
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I am so very sorry,
I truly am.
I ran over your prized gnome.
It was an accident,
Even though, I really hated that gnome.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not sorry!
And then again, it was a pretty ugly gnome.
That gnome, gave me the most dirtiest looks
Hopefully the next one you get will like me,
Because you never know when another “Accident”
Will happen.

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Lizzibeth said...
Dec. 30, 2009 at 3:04 pm
haha thanks =)
fall_from_grace said...
Dec. 27, 2009 at 12:11 am
This is charming. I've got to say though, "most dirtiest" is terrible English, and more than a little annoying.
LivingInABasket said...
Dec. 23, 2009 at 3:42 am
Hilarious. I think I might send this to a friend of mine...her nickname being 'gnome' Anyway, good work !
ashleygurl replied...
Dec. 26, 2009 at 10:23 pm
ha ha silly gnome!!! lol smiley :)
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