The Gnome

November 30, 2009
By Lizzibeth BRONZE, Asdfasdf Asd, Alabama
Lizzibeth BRONZE, Asdfasdf Asd, Alabama
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I am so very sorry,
I truly am.
I ran over your prized gnome.
It was an accident,
Even though, I really hated that gnome.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not sorry!
And then again, it was a pretty ugly gnome.
That gnome, gave me the most dirtiest looks
Hopefully the next one you get will like me,
Because you never know when another “Accident”
Will happen.

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on Dec. 30 2009 at 3:04 pm
Lizzibeth BRONZE, Asdfasdf Asd, Alabama
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haha thanks =)

on Dec. 27 2009 at 12:11 am
fall_from_grace SILVER, Lakeside, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
-Oscar Wilde
(yes, I do note the irony in quoting this)

This is charming. I've got to say though, "most dirtiest" is terrible English, and more than a little annoying.

on Dec. 26 2009 at 10:23 pm
ashleygurl BRONZE, Marshall, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
some say the world will end if fire, some say ice,from what i've tasted of desire, i hold with those who favor,but if i had to perish twice,from what i know of hate, ice is also great, and would suffice.

-Robert F.

ha ha silly gnome!!! lol smiley :)

on Dec. 23 2009 at 3:42 am
LivingInABasket BRONZE, Birmingham, Other
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Hilarious. I think I might send this to a friend of mine...her nickname being 'gnome' Anyway, good work !


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