I, Sandwiches Chef This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

October 23, 2009
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Sandwich synthesis, swiftly stacking savory slices of sustenance.
Burnt bread bodes badly, better bread beseeches benevolence.
Meat mastered mercilessly. Meticulous mannerisms make ­marvelous meals.
Novices know not the carefully crafted crunch of crispy crust.
An elegant engineer, a cunning chef, my veins pump with ­mustard and mayonnaise.
The knife in my hand is a blur. To say that I have mastered my craft is an understatement of the grandest and highest ­proportions.
I do more than assemble parts into a whole. I create art of a higher standard – my medium is found in your refrigerator. I openly ­ostracize others, attempters of art who have no place in the kitchen.
I am the best of the best, the iron chef of sandwich stadium. Whether wheat, rye, or sourdough, I prevail. I make people ­experience the delicious. I make sandwiches.

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.

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Lepmard Joesepp said...
Nov. 29, 2011 at 12:06 am
I think you are a wonderful human being, Brad T. Truly an inspiration to us all. Through your tough love, and your die-hard "have at it brad" type attitude, you inspire us all through your remarkable inspirationizing skills
Biff Hannigan said...
Nov. 28, 2011 at 11:57 pm



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the_Horsegirl This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Apr. 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Wonderful! It reminded me of a chef I saw once in a Japanese resturant.
kama said...
Mar. 27, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Scrumptious verse!
addieaust said...
Feb. 27, 2010 at 11:18 am
Make me a sandwich, please!
thefrekenextdoor said...
Feb. 26, 2010 at 10:32 am
Truly wonderful. A culinary journey that I will not soon forget.
Cheslacalaca said...
Feb. 26, 2010 at 12:55 am
Dearest Bear,
Reading this poem was a simply wonderful experience. It's just one of the many reasons I luff you.
i_am_ivy said...
Feb. 25, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Wonderful! Delicious!
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