Flip-Flop Fury

September 12, 2009
I hate
Wearing anything other than flip-flops
Some say they are dangerous
Sure, but I know how to wear them
Unlike you
I only trip
Sometimes

People seem to
Always
Step on my flip-flops
Just
Like you
Do

Don’t tell me to wear
Different shoes
Just watch where
You put your dang feet

Don’t apologize
Just don’t
Let it happen
Again

I swear
The next time
Someone steps on the back of my flip-flops
I am going to turn around
And punch them
Smack
In the face





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