Like, OMG-A Poem by the Modern Teenage Girl

September 16, 2009
By Phantom_Girl GOLD, Ft. Carson, Colorado
Phantom_Girl GOLD, Ft. Carson, Colorado
14 articles 0 photos 279 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If it comes out of the lion's mouth...it will be on the test."
-Mr. Bala


Like, OMG-A poem by the modern teenage girl
Like, OMG!
I speak fluent texteese!
ROFL! I’ll brb!
LOL!
g2g!
idk, my bff, Jill?
Like, OMG!

Did you see Jenny’s hair?
No way!
She said what?
Like, OMG!

Ugh, I’m so fat!
I hate my calves!
My nose is too big!
I need a boob job!
Why can’t I just be pretty?!
Like, OMG!

Mom, you’re embarrassing me!
DADDY!
You’ve ruined my life!
Nobody cares about my feelings!
You never listen to me!
Like, OMG!

Aren’t these just the cutest shoes?
I love this top!
Don’t you just love my new jeans!
Like, OMG!


The author's comments:
When my Mr. Lamb-my Writer's Studio teacher-heard this, he said it was so realistic that he wanted to punch me in the face, even though he knew I was only kidding.

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on Dec. 10 2012 at 6:28 pm
Shahiro PLATINUM, Johnston, Iowa
20 articles 2 photos 262 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Soon we must all choose between what is right and what is easy." - Dumbledore (Goblet of Fire)

can u chek out my work?????????

on Dec. 10 2012 at 6:27 pm
Shahiro PLATINUM, Johnston, Iowa
20 articles 2 photos 262 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Soon we must all choose between what is right and what is easy." - Dumbledore (Goblet of Fire)

I love how sarcastic this is!!! it made me smile cus i actually hear people talk like that!!!!!!!!! wierd that steriotypes can actually be real

on Oct. 31 2011 at 12:42 pm
Rocinante SILVER, Wexford, Pennsylvania
7 articles 1 photo 386 comments
Wow this is (like) perfect, omg!!! haha

on Sep. 26 2010 at 6:56 pm
sunrise_faerie GOLD, Fredericksburg, Virginia
11 articles 3 photos 75 comments

Favorite Quote:
things are only as dark as you make them.
there is always beauty in every situation. look for it and you will see.
smile; sometimes it's all that will keep you from crying.

i love this!!! <3

on May. 16 2010 at 4:07 pm
Joob-Stache GOLD, Rice Lake, Wisconsin
16 articles 0 photos 96 comments

Favorite Quote:
Don't be afraid to take a chance, to take a fall, in the end it could be worth it all<3

This is another of favs. of urs. Keep writing Ashlee. :)

on Jan. 17 2010 at 10:29 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

haha. :) i love this. :P

on Nov. 10 2009 at 7:33 pm
RachelAmber BRONZE, Lake Worth, Florida
2 articles 0 photos 5 comments
lmao im impressed i agree with "mylifeforpoetry" .

on Oct. 2 2009 at 11:31 pm
Mylifeforpoetry BRONZE, Burlingame, California
1 article 0 photos 16 comments

Favorite Quote:
" Learning how to fly is jumping and missing the ground"

scary how realistic it is

on Sep. 27 2009 at 10:48 pm
choirchic101 SILVER, Norwalk, California
9 articles 0 photos 196 comments

Favorite Quote:
in order for God to use all of you you have to be completely broken

i liked it. it was sooooo funny yet so true. that is the way the modern teenage girl talks. it gave people a way to understand what a teenage girl is talking about kind of. keep on writing


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