Like, OMG-A Poem by the Modern Teenage Girl

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Like, OMG!
I speak fluent texteese!
ROFL! I’ll brb!
LOL!
g2g!
idk, my bff, Jill?
Like, OMG!

Did you see Jenny’s hair?
No way!
She said what?
Like, OMG!

Ugh, I’m so fat!
I hate my calves!
My nose is too big!
I need a boob job!
Why can’t I just be pretty?!
Like, OMG!

Mom, you’re embarrassing me!
DADDY!
You’ve ruined my life!
Nobody cares about my feelings!
You never listen to me!
Like, OMG!

Aren’t these just the cutest shoes?
I love this top!
Don’t you just love my new jeans!
Like, OMG!





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ShahiroThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Dec. 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm
I love how sarcastic this is!!! it made me smile cus i actually hear people talk like that!!!!!!!!! wierd that steriotypes can actually be real
 
ShahiroThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Dec. 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm
can u chek out my work?????????
 
Pumpkinscout said...
Oct. 31, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Wow this is (like) perfect, omg!!! haha
 
sunrise_faerie said...
Sept. 26, 2010 at 6:56 pm
i love this!!! <3
 
Poetry4Ever said...
May 16, 2010 at 4:07 pm
This is another of favs. of urs. Keep writing Ashlee. :)
 
~*HopelesslyCrushed*~ said...
Jan. 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm
haha. :) i love this. :P
 
Rachiieboo7 said...
Nov. 10, 2009 at 7:33 pm
lmao im impressed i agree with "mylifeforpoetry" .
 
Mylifeforpoetry said...
Oct. 2, 2009 at 11:31 pm
scary how realistic it is
 
Stephanie F. said...
Sept. 27, 2009 at 10:48 pm
i liked it. it was sooooo funny yet so true. that is the way the modern teenage girl talks. it gave people a way to understand what a teenage girl is talking about kind of. keep on writing
 
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