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August 31, 2009
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Pour 20,000 screaming fans into a pot
heat until it is almost boils over
To the already boiling fans add in some superb
Pyro techniques stir until evenly mixed
Spoon in a custom drum set and
some killer vocals let simmer
In a separate bowl mix three
Cherry Red Gibson Guitars
And two flaming Fender Stratocasters
Blend until smooth
Add blended mix to the simmering pot
Pour into a pan and bake for three to four hours
Garnish with 110 decibels of sound
And 4 true musicians.
Served with a standing ovation

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SilentNinja This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Mar. 26, 2013 at 6:28 pm
I would love to Eat that
Kat11 said...
Sept. 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
love it! :)
sounds like an aewsome concert
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