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June 25, 2009
By Ariel Egbert BRONZE, Goose Creek, South Carolina
Ariel Egbert BRONZE, Goose Creek, South Carolina
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I’m here today to talk to you about obesity among the fast-food industries. Once upon a howdy dooda, old McDonald had a farm, emphasis on the HAD, all those click-cluckin’ oink moo bastards are wrapped tight between two bun patties, Burger Punk for a nickel you can super size it! 89 cents for a lighter to throw some California tree in my happy meal and if you spin the flint hard enough you can watch little Peter cottontail hoppin’ down the bunny trail, pickin’ up the prairie dogs and pfft, boppin’ ’em on the head, but what I probably love most about Idaho is the salad with the little baby carrots, throw on some bacon bits and BOOM you gotch yourself a party, and you ask yourself if it’s a good idea to invite that one guy from work that always wears the pocket protectors that nobody really likes and you know it isn’t, but you do it anyways because you’re a moron! E-I-E-I-O.

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on Sep. 11 2009 at 5:01 pm
Writin-in-lies BRONZE, Columbia, South Carolina
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Hello. I am from South Carolina also and I found this as a very unique way to express ur feelings about something. Good job

on Sep. 4 2009 at 6:40 pm
costarican93 GOLD, Washington, Louisiana
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Favorite Quote:
"The city looks so pretty do you want to burn it with me?"- Hollywood Undead

made me laugh casue it's so true. lol

Amber1994 GOLD said...
on Aug. 21 2009 at 9:02 pm
Amber1994 GOLD, Roanoke, Illinois
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I have to say great job! it was unique i think i could actually hear this on the radio one day.

I have to add that there was a burger pop-up on the bottom of the page when i read it.

-check out my work and comment!!-

on Jul. 17 2009 at 4:22 pm
yourworstnightmare BRONZE, Sioux Falls, South Dakota
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Favorite Quote:
The best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. (Teddy Roosevelt)

Wow. I loved that. It was random great job.

LIKEwhoaa GOLD said...
on Jul. 13 2009 at 1:54 am
LIKEwhoaa GOLD, Carrollton, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
-Charles DuBois

ohh my gosh:) that took me like twenty times to try and understand it and in the end i still didnt:) i wrote a poem like this once and it just turned out stupid, but you did an amazing job at making your randomness work for you:) post more! we need more crazyy poems in this world! ohh and check out some of my stuff:)

SaraB. GOLD said...
on Jul. 8 2009 at 2:45 pm
SaraB. GOLD, Phoenix, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
"Whatever you are, be a good one" Abraham Lincoln

I love the rambling "this doesn't make any sense" type verse. It's so erratic, but better than I could have done with such raw randomness

mj357 said...
on Jul. 4 2009 at 11:56 pm
i love it! great ending

on Jun. 29 2009 at 1:52 am
Hay_Wire PLATINUM, Independence, Missouri
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whoa.. ummm... whoa?!?!

ok.. WOW! i loved that.... i just read that three times.. the first time i was like..what?

second time i couldnt catch it all, and the third time i was like, wow what else does this person write..

sadly, you having nothign else. please post more..that was unique and great, and such a random topic for a poem...


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