Hope your doing okay today Fido

Umm wish I could have a bone right now

I need your help right now I'm dealing with a real psycho

I'd eat as many as my stomach would allow

I hate once again to find myself in this spot

Man I'd love to have a barbeque flavor one

Mush dismay this has wrought

I'd drag it around like a dead squirrel just for fun

I thought she was the love of my life

I wish I could bite my stupid tail

All she causes now is pain and strife

I chase it religiously day and night with no avail

I just don't know what to do

Why are his eyes darting around like a fly

I've got no idea how to follow through

I have an itch so I blink my eye

Wow your so smart

Wow I smell a steak

I have to find a way to keep 2 things apart

Or even a slab of cake

Man thanks for all your help

Wait has this guy been talking to me?

There's more to you than barks and whelps

Cause all I've been thinking about is the flight path of a bumblebee