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I Think My Brother's A Werewolf MAG
I think my brother's a werewolf!
It's hard to believe but so true!
At dusk he is like a great beast!
He's hairy and scary; bearded too!
He's never around in the daytime.
He sneaks out with a creepy girl.
I have a feeling that someday,
she'll eat his gross flesh … and then hurl!
I see red bumps on his forehead
that count the days 'til a full moon.
I sure hope he's not contagious!
Or I'll be a werewolf quite soon!
Scratching his head doing homework!
Wetting his bed while he's asleep!
These are just a few of the signs
proving that he's a monstrous creep!
I went to my mother and told her
about my brother superbly.
Then she giggled and simply said,
“Dear, he's going through puberty!”