Nestea
In a can
so simple

Lemon flavoring
0 calories
0 fat
0 sugar
guilt free

So wonderful
perfect
exept you felt the need to add -
phenylalanine

Why did you add this?
there was no need
simply no need -
for phenylalanine

Needless headaches
useless memory loss
braindamage even
all for the sake of godamn -
phenylalanine

But of course I noticed after
I had already bought four boxes...
I'l cut back mom I swear!
One a day mom I promise!
****ing phenylalanine

So there we have it
once again
another innocent beverage
ruthlessly ravished -

by go***ned phenylalanine