November 20, 2011
By Rocketgirl97 BRONZE, Highland Village, Texas
Rocketgirl97 BRONZE, Highland Village, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
" 'Tis better to be thought a fool, yet be silent, than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

In a can
so simple

Lemon flavoring
0 calories
0 fat
0 sugar
guilt free

So wonderful
exept you felt the need to add -

Why did you add this?
there was no need
simply no need -
for phenylalanine

Needless headaches
useless memory loss
braindamage even
all for the sake of godamn -

But of course I noticed after
I had already bought four boxes...
I'l cut back mom I swear!
One a day mom I promise!
****ing phenylalanine

So there we have it
once again
another innocent beverage
ruthlessly ravished -

by go***ned phenylalanine

The author's comments:
Hello my name is Samantha and I am addicted to Canned Lemon Tea....

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