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THe legend of Phil Collens
September 27, 2011
Phil was a beast
He was a great drummer
But he always got dumber
From the yonder yearning yeast
He sits on the beach
He can't find a beat
it is in his reach
But he just sits and decides to teach
He has the drums holding him back
He can't conquer them
They just hold him down
And he can't turn around
Then he says, " i got to win!"
so he duts out a beat
He sticks out his chin
And begins
He clanks them hard
And they fight
Then he slowly wins
And starts to grin
Phil has finally conquered
What had beaten him
Then he smiles
And just flies for miles
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