Ouch!

“May I take your luggage?”
“Why certainly you can.
You don’t need to inspect me,
I’m a nice man.”

I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.

The plane ride was so slow,
I just wanted time to rush.
Until the bomb failed to go off,
Now my groin looks like mush.

While I was headed for Detroit,
I wanted was to make the plane drop.
I will be charged for 10 accounts,
But instead I made my groin pop.

I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.

“I see life in prison,
Maybe death in time”
“I know I did wrong,
Because my man area looks like slime”





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leaf44 said...
Jun. 6, 2011 at 4:18 pm
...... weird, but good
 
justsmileanddance said...
Dec. 12, 2010 at 3:56 pm
this is soo weird.....
 
L.T.A said...
Aug. 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Omg i would have never expected that. its very origanal i love it
 
MaKayla1513 said...
Jul. 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm

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I_am_awesome replied...
Jul. 26, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Well, because of the situation it is pretty funny. I mean really who puts a bomb in their underwear in the first place.
 
Shahed said...
Jun. 20, 2010 at 1:08 am

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