biker, dear biker!
forgive me please
my brakes are no good
i, too was weak in the knees

officer, please officer!
just pass me by
because cigarette in hand,
i'll be forced to lie

stranger, hey stranger!
won't you flash me a smile?
i don't see those too often,
just kinda every once in awhile

waitress, oh waitress!
don't leave me alone
the school doesn't want me
and i sure can't go home

sorry, ma'am, sorry!
i can't help my stutter
no, i can't call my father
and i won't call my mother

friend, old friend!
yes, i've been crying
no, everything's fine...
okay, ignore me, i'm lying