Uncommon Recipe

January 17, 2018

Ingredient
One scoop of “Check Please”
Talking about an ex girlfriend nonstop
Showing up 30 minutes late to pick up your date
Flirting with the waitress
Slices of personal problems
Talking religion or politics
A bucket of Depression
Not saying anything (anti-social)
Loud Music in Car
Selfish
Calling your date by the wrong name
Directions
First, you procrastinate and eventually show up late to pick up your date. Secondly, start playing loud music in the car to your destination with your date. Show no respect; not holding, nor opening the door. Walk to your table and forget to pull up a chair for your date. Talk about the first hour catching up, and then all of a sudden, get real serious and start taking he/she about murky family health history: diabetes, cancer alcoholism, and mental illnesses of all kinds. (Towards a girls perspective)... When I asked him why he was telling me all this, he said, ‘Well, if we have kids someday, it’s best you know all of this now.’ KIDS?






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