Bob (Bob)

October 6, 2017

What a complete floccinaucinihilipilification.
I’m an inveterate sesquipedalianist.
Don’t cough like


you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


panegyrize my perspicacious,
nettlesome opacity


You’re pusillanimous,
unbecoming to speak: articulate, enunciate, meditate, contemplate, ruminate


In my presence


All people have
sanction to




Ignorance is simply the mitigation of
the contumelious actions of the masses


as is their wont


I am unparagoned, omnipotent,
The highfalutin user of this language


A real jackass


Do you see now Bob?
Do you see now why people that use big, long words no one understands are no fun at all?
Then I can end this Brobdingnagian waste of my time.

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