Bob (Bob)

October 6, 2017
By Qwerty...procrastinating BRONZE, Valley Stream, New York
Qwerty...procrastinating BRONZE, Valley Stream, New York
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Oh, it's a case of 'they think I'll think that they'll do A, so they'll do B because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because I might think I know what they're thinking they'll do A after all because I wouldn't think they'd think that way


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What a complete floccinaucinihilipilification.
I’m an inveterate sesquipedalianist.
Don’t cough like

 

you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

panegyrize my perspicacious,
nettlesome opacity

 

You’re pusillanimous,
unbecoming to speak: articulate, enunciate, meditate, contemplate, ruminate

 

In my presence

 

All people have
sanction to

 

Speech

 

Ignorance is simply the mitigation of
the contumelious actions of the masses

 

as is their wont

 

I am unparagoned, omnipotent,
The highfalutin user of this language

 

A real jackass

 

Do you see now Bob?
Do you see now why people that use big, long words no one understands are no fun at all?
Good.
Then I can end this Brobdingnagian waste of my time.
 



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