What a complete floccinaucinihilipilification.
I’m an inveterate sesquipedalianist.
Don’t cough like
you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
panegyrize my perspicacious,
unbecoming to speak: articulate, enunciate, meditate, contemplate, ruminate
In my presence
All people have
Ignorance is simply the mitigation of
the contumelious actions of the masses
as is their wont
I am unparagoned, omnipotent,
The highfalutin user of this language
A real jackass
Do you see now Bob?
Do you see now why people that use big, long words no one understands are no fun at all?
Then I can end this Brobdingnagian waste of my time.