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The Cookie Monster
March 28, 2009
Before you come today
You shouldbe informed
Of the blue cookie monster
In my humble abode
It is three foot four
And weighs fifty pounds
And that cookie monster
Drives me out of my mind!
I come home from Wal-Mart
Having bought Chips-Ahoy
And find that the monster
Ate all the Oreos
It wakes me each morning
And demands in a tone
'Today I want milk
And macademia nut'
So before you visit
You should drive by the store
And buy lots of cookies
I-I mean-the monster will be very grateful
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