B as in Bordom

March 26, 2009
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Boredom is gray like old book pages
It sounds like a college professor giving a lecture in monotone
And it tastes like sunshine dust that dries your mouth as you breathe
It is a spreading pandemic
Boredom is contagious and affects everyone, except babies.
Boredom is the most common mental disease—Warning Signs include dry mouth, napping, sighing, schizophrenia, yawning, drooling, headaches, daydreaming, channel surfing, heavy head syndrome, loss of listening, the munchies, long term sitting, overactive thoughts, memory loss, confusion, doodling, self medicating and thoughts of suicide may occur.

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