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BLUE CHEESE
Salad dressing/
Cascading down from the bottle/
Intriquite and beautiful like a waterfall.//
You can keep the ranch/
I'm getting down with the blue./
I'm grubbin' like a baby with formula.//
Kraft is the brand/
I get it at Kmart/
Could save some money at Wally's/
But hate all the people/
Way too packed in that place.//
I drink down some water/
The dressing's got me thirsty/
Oh' damn I spilled the blue cheese/
So I guess I'll just eat some lettuce.
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