Life is ruff

June 27, 2017
When i was little i was a stray
I kept all problems at bay
I fended for myself
And dreamt i was an elf
But then one day i was found
By a family of five who wanted a hound
They took me home and then a smile
Then ensured me i'd stay a while
But they have flaws
They yell when i talk to dogs
They swat me when i jump
and wont let me hump
They make me wear a rope
But its ok cuz the collar is dope
They get mad when i dont eat
And praise me with a treat
They give me restrictions
On things that can be addictions
They curse when i poop inside
But they do it so i dont understand why

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