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Ranch Dressing
March 19, 2009
Ranch dressing is not just for carrots
I have an idea and I'll share it
I once made a mistake
And put on my steak
Since then I have got full throttle
And now I always carry a bottle
Burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries
I will put ranch on any food before my eyes
If you don't believe me just ask my friends
Cause personal taste all depends
If you agree with me that ranch on a waffle
Isn't all that awful
Then ranch may be the dressing for you
But I really don't care
As long as you do not ask me to share
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