Can't believe that I'm here
It isn't where I thought I'd be
Everything is plastic
It all deserves a leer

Cheapest joy I've ever seen
Smiles ear to ear
But you can tell that they aren't glad
It makes me really green

I will fall
That much I know
Down and down and down and down
Just like a lead ball

Everything here is so great
Near Biblical proportions
But I prefer my world small
Got to get me a new fate

Much to my dismay,
It's nearly time for curtain call
The show will indeed go on
Please, now, take me away

Well now it's really almost done
Now I know one thing
Getting hit by a bus
Would be much much much more fun