If I was a man what man would I be?
A man that could fly so high
A man that would not die
A man that could not, would not lie

If I was a fan what fan would I be?
A fan that could be sold for Japan gold
A fan that would spin so fast it would give you a gash
A fan that could not, would not smash

If I was a van what van would I be?
A van that could withstand a grenade and an air raid
A van that would be American made
A van that could not, would not degrade

If I was a manfanvan what manfanvan would I be?
A manfanvan that could be named Dee or maybe Bree
A manfanvan that would be higher than any tree times three
A manfanvan that could not, would burn at the highest degree