Call Me, Wait Better Not

January 28, 2009
By Anonymous

Call me on a Sunday,
I probably won't answer.
Call me on a Monday,
I'll just hang up.
Call me on a Tuesday,
I'll be asleep.
Call me on a Wednesday,
You might smell the alcohol on my breath.
Call me on a Thursday,
Don't expect more than a 2 second conversation.
Call me on a Friday,
I might "accidentally" drop the phone.
Call me on a Saturday,
You probably just shouldn't call me.



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haleyrl BRONZE said...
on Nov. 28 2010 at 4:41 pm
haleyrl BRONZE, Gladstone, Michigan
2 articles 2 photos 22 comments

Favorite Quote:
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

I like this : ) Good work




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