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Call Me, Wait Better Not
January 28, 2009
Call me on a Sunday,
I probably won't answer.
Call me on a Monday,
I'll just hang up.
Call me on a Tuesday,
I'll be asleep.
Call me on a Wednesday,
You might smell the alcohol on my breath.
Call me on a Thursday,
Don't expect more than a 2 second conversation.
Call me on a Friday,
I might "accidentally" drop the phone.
Call me on a Saturday,
You probably just shouldn't call me.
© Anonymous
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