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The Toast in the Morning
January 30, 2009
This Morning I woke up,
If I didn't get some breakfast I'd throw up,
I got some bread and shoved it in the toaster,
And I opened the fridge to get some butter,
I found some butter and I said,
'I just opened da fwidge!'
I was so happy,
But then I came to my senses,
The toaster was on fire,
Then the wall,
Next the hall,
And before you know it,
My house ESPLODEDED
THE END
© Anonymous
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