My Boyfriend Ken

January 24, 2009
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My Boyfriend Ken

Ken, Oh, Ken
I Love Thee Ken

Your Eyes Sparkle And Your Hair's Tan
Your Mouth So Soft, Your Barbie's Man

Your Arms I Fondle And Your Legs I Mold
Your Waist I Twist And Hands I Hold

Your Foot I Massage, Your Clothes Are Cool
I Love To Dream Of You Even While At School

Ken, Oh, My Ken

My Mean Little Brother Put You In The Blender
Just To Watch You Roll And Roll And Spin

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luvtaylor16 said...
Oct. 25, 2010 at 5:15 pm
wow, nothing agenst u, but this is a really wired story. again NOTHING AGENST U, but really, this is wired
luvtaylor16 replied...
Oct. 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm
woops, sorry didnt finish it, luv the story now, lol
luvtaylor16 replied...
Oct. 25, 2010 at 5:17 pm
wait, it is wired, not cool. lol, hav a nice day :)
Haley V. said...
Apr. 22, 2009 at 4:09 am
HA! Great Poem! Great Writing!
Quinten N. said...
Feb. 23, 2009 at 4:32 am
Very Funny!

Thank you for making me laugh!

Great Work!
chickennuggets said...
Feb. 10, 2009 at 1:18 am
it was excellent, great twist at the end
justinln said...
Feb. 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm
haha this was amazing
Trish said...
Feb. 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
that was cute. lol. Great Job!
ashclay said...
Feb. 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
AusHar said...
Feb. 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
hilarity, pure hilarity
Sid said...
Feb. 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Made Me Laugh Long and Loud!

I was not expecting the funny ending.

Thank you for making my day!

Great poem
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