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My Boyfriend Ken
January 24, 2009
My Boyfriend Ken
Ken, Oh, Ken
I Love Thee Ken
Your Eyes Sparkle And Your Hair's Tan
Your Mouth So Soft, Your Barbie's Man
Your Arms I Fondle And Your Legs I Mold
Your Waist I Twist And Hands I Hold
Your Foot I Massage, Your Clothes Are Cool
I Love To Dream Of You Even While At School
Ken, Oh, My Ken
My Mean Little Brother Put You In The Blender
Just To Watch You Roll And Roll And Spin
© Ryan R., Lafayette, IN
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fashionlover16 SILVER said...
on Oct. 25 2010 at 5:16 pm
woops, sorry didnt finish it, luv the story now, lol
fashionlover16 SILVER said...
on Oct. 25 2010 at 5:15 pm
wow, nothing agenst u, but this is a really wired story. again NOTHING AGENST U, but really, this is wired
Haley Victoria Hardin said...
on Apr. 22 2009 at 4:09 am
HA! Great Poem! Great Writing!
Quinten Nail BRONZE said...
on Feb. 23 2009 at 4:32 am
Very Funny!
Thank you for making me laugh!
Great Work!
Thank you for making me laugh!
Great Work!
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on Feb. 10 2009 at 1:18 am
it was excellent, great twist at the end
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on Feb. 9 2009 at 8:54 pm
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Trish said...
on Feb. 9 2009 at 8:37 pm
that was cute. lol. Great Job!
ashclay said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 7:07 pm
cuteeee!
AusHar said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 7:07 pm
hilarity, pure hilarity
Sid said...
on Feb. 6 2009 at 5:33 pm
Made Me Laugh Long and Loud!
I was not expecting the funny ending.
Thank you for making my day!
Great poem
I was not expecting the funny ending.
Thank you for making my day!
Great poem
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