As the ship went down, my stomach flew up


I looked around with a frown

My stomach went down
I jumped up and hit my head on my bed

I grabbed a beer and had no fear


I ran up to the deck

I slipped a step and ripped my sock
I thought to myself and then said, to legit to quit

The woman next to me said that’s the sprit
I ran to the lifeboat while screaming

A little girl told me to grow up


I took the kid and through her on the lifeboat
When she landed in the lifeboat she broke the bench

Then shortly after I jumped on the lifeboat


The little girl I through on the lifeboat was crying

I said to her you should grow up