Schulte Would Know.

January 12, 2009
By Joel Kane, Columbus, MT

Schulte Would Know what a bears pupils look like.
Schulte would know what its like to climb a 80ft tree with his shirt off and kill a deer with a homemade lance.
Schulte would know how long it takes to swim to town.
Schulte would know how long to swim to the Atlantic.
Schulte would know the difference in the tracks of a wolf and a wolfman.
Schulte would know what the wind is saying
And then punch it in the face.
Schulte would know how long you can live off nuts alone.(literally/metaphorically you choose)
Schulte knows how long it takes to tame a stallion.
But Schulte doesn't know who Tila Tequila is.
And thats whats really important. right?

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