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The Real Reason Broken Hearts Crave Ben & Jerry's
December 29, 2008
Tink.
Tank.
Tonk.
Oh, ****.
There goes my heart again.
Could you please pass the broom?
And if you find the time,
I’d love some marshmallows
and soft-serve scoops
to glue this mess together -
because right now, it looks a little
like Humpty Dumpty
(though I know
I’m too old for fairy tales:
yet I’m still so in love
with Prince (un)Charming).
Sigh..
Whatever.
I’ll make do
with Prince Choc’late Chip
and some told-y’-so advice
from my best friend
(which I already knew),
thanks very much.
© Anonymous
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