I really, really want cookies.
However, the problem arises that I am feeling utterly lazy today, as I have been for the past 16 years of my life.
But I really want cookies.
But I’m sick. So perhaps I shouldn’t bake something and get everyone else in the house sick as well.
Or perhaps I should stop rationalizing my laziness.
Gosh, I want cookies.
Maybe I could get someone to buy them for me? Ha. Not. “You don’t need cookies.” And you don’t need to patronize me by telling me something that I obviously already know.
I don’t need cookies. But I really, really want them.
Maybe I can get someone else to make them?
Maybe.
But do I really want cookies?