There's a Pig on My Salad

December 18, 2008
There's a pig on my salad,
His name is Moby Dick.
The pig just ate my lettuce,
My carrot and my celery stick.
I called the waiter for service,
And told him all about it.
He said I should not worry,
He'll go back and fix it.
He took it away,
And if I am not mistaken,
When the waiter brought it back,
In front of me: a plate of bacon!

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LalaLani said...
Jan. 29, 2009 at 7:13 am
haha this made me smile! You were a pretty creative youngster back in grade school!
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