Bet You Never Thought Anyone Could Write A Poem About Purell!

November 15, 2008
the instant hand sanitizer is Purell

the gooey feel, the dizzying smell

it kills 99.9% of germs

between your fingers, the Purell squirms

stop Staph! Stop Staph! the bottle yells

a story of hygiene it tells

it seeps in through the skin

stop Staph! Stop Staph! my Purell sings

on my hands it's very cold

stories of cleansliness are told

I drown my hands in Purell

in personal hygiene, I will excel

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