Goodbye Darling Stupid Rat

March 7, 2014
Dear darling,

To me, you are like a very stupid rat and I'm not sure that I need a very stupid rat in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you cheating with my mom.

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your Ex is extremely Sexy and your sister is, without a doubt, the most careless person I've ever known.

It's true, we've had some crazy times drinking together. You have eyes like strong jewels and the most hot mouth I've ever seen.

Your personality is like a really aggressive dog overdosing into my skull. When I see you hurting it makes me want to steal your jewel eyes and post them to London.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were a rock star and not a rat who likes cheating with my mom.

What I'm trying to say, is take your hot mouth and go.

Yours no more

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