Lament of the Bunny in the Hat

November 7, 2008
If you grab my ears one more time,
if you put me in that hat again,
if you pull me out and display me
for all the world to see,
I will quit.
Yes you heard me.
I have had it with this disgrace.
I’m not some little fluffy toy
used for everyone’s amusement.
How about if I shove you in a hat,
And then pull you out by your overly curled mustache?
And then let people “Ooh” and “Ahhh” over you?
Would you appreciate that?
So if you ever shove me in that satiny box of doom again,
I’m calling my lawyer.

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MidnightAbyss said...
Nov. 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hilarious! I never really thought of how the bunny would feel before. Wonderful insight.
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