November 2, 2008

Symptoms: Enjoying tea parties, perfume, and cuddly wuddly pink teddy bears.

Little girls ages 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 may carry this disease.
Little boys ages 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
are the only boys that can catch kooties
Kooties is only contagious to
the little boys
that believe in it.
Kooties is inflicted unto a
little boy
when a girl infected with Kooties
kisses him on his cheek or hugs him.
In some cases, a simple poke has been known to
infect little boys

Kooties: Highly dangerous to little boys.

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BULLDOG15 said...
Nov. 16, 2010 at 8:26 am
I loveeeeeee itttttt!!!!!!hahahaha!(KOOTIES)lol!
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