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The $10 Charge

$10
If you are grouchy,
Irritable,
Or just plain mean
There will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

If you let doors slam,
I hope you’re put jam!
Full of snakes and spiders,
and scary ghost riders.
Also
There will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

If you snore
Louder than a GIANT boar,
And if you eat all of the goldfish
I’ll have to hut the kill switch
Also
There will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

If your feet smell
And deodorant doesn't ring any bells,
Or if you chew like a T-Rex,
I suppose you know the rest.

There will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

But if you wake me up, you better put em’ up.
And I am taking $11



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