I was having a bad day so I pick up a chair
I took the chair all the way to the square
When I got to the square I spotted as sleeping bear
Just chilling there without the slightest care
I ignored the bear and I then threw my chair
As I watched it fly threw the air
Some random guy with crazy hair
Suddenly appeared from who knows where
Then he snatched up my chair out of mid air
And chunked it at the sleeping bear
He started screaming, "IT WAS A DARE!"
Then vanished quick into thin air
I was alone with the now angry bear
He was stranding there with a psychotic stare
I couldn't move, my mind was unaware
Of the obvious danger standing in the middle of the square
My mind finally snapped out of its stare
It suddenly thought to get out of there
I sprinted so fast that I turned into air
And that was my day that I spent at the square
If you don't believe me, you just had to be there