Why is why called why?
Why don't we call it fy,
orchi or ky?
Why is why called why?

Who named who who?
Was it mrs. mcClue,
or little Mary Sue?
Who named who who?

What inspired what to be what?
Was it a cut, a hut,
or a little puppy mutt?
What inspired what to be what?

How was how named how/
Was it standing by a plow,
or sitting by a cow?
How was how named how?

Where was where named where?
Was it in the Georgia mountain air,
or at the Kentucky county fair/
Where was where named where?

When was when named when?
Was it a quarter to ten,
or at the latest drive in?
When was when named when?

I guess we will never know
why why was named why, or who named who who, or even how how became how
all we need to know is that that is what we all say now.